bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

miss-sakamoto:

I don’t give a shit what this article say, I will never stop seducing men by bellowing at them with my megaphone

miss-sakamoto:

I don’t give a shit what this article say, I will never stop seducing men by bellowing at them with my megaphone

total-queer-move:

LOOK. IT’S EVERY SINGLE STEREOTYPE ABOUT MEN’S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS PUT INTO ONE HANDY-DANDY DEMOGRAPHICS SURVEY SO IT CAN BE STATISTICALLY VALIDATED!! [x]

THANKS R/MENSRIGHTS!!

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

bubba7012:

vinegod:

What a terrible friend by David Dobrik

Lmao

1,467 plays

dicketysplit:

royals has been in my head all weekend so today I decided to whip up a cover with the help of a couple of drumsticks, a washing up bowl and my own hands

(in other news I recently made a soundcloud account )

I had a dream that I made a casual post about something and within an hour it had 200k notes and I was puzzled

That was it
That was a whole dream

telapathetic:

"buy me mcdonalds and touch my butt" image

grandst:

You know, sometimes a clever packaging design makes all the difference in the world.

grandst:

You know, sometimes a clever packaging design makes all the difference in the world.

youwish-youcould:

kngshxt:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

all i learned from this nudes leak debacle is that beyonce don’t fuck with jay-z like that nigga prolly in the cut waitin for pics and all he gettin is emojis

image

beyonce send that nigga polaroid nudes, in a case that only open wit his finger print, by pony express and that shit burst in to flames after 4 seconds like a snapchat.

F l a g r a n t.