toasterstruclel:

when he slides the tip in without warning u

i get so lonely it’s so stupid

moistclumping:

oh yeah i got my hair cut the other day (finally) and i found my glasses so everything’s cool

moistclumping:

oh yeah i got my hair cut the other day (finally) and i found my glasses so everything’s cool

dicketysplit:

don’t make fun of people’s phobias

just don’t

DONT!!!

MAKE!!! FUN!!!

OF!!! PEOPLES!!!

PHOBIAS!!!!

GOD

dai-sy-m:

do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness

babyminaj:

me talking to the boy i like

babyminaj:

me talking to the boy i like

Do you swallow?
Anonymous

jerkidiot:

how else would i drink water?? fuckin idiot

kansass:

I’m bored who wants to fall in love

fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

don’t make fun of people’s phobias

just don’t

untexting:

we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

Lady Olenna: look everyone's a little bit gay
Tywin: no they fucking aren't
Lady Olenna: well maybe not at Incesterly Rock they're not

snapchatting:

life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell