my name is kai and i am an idiot.
someone kill me now
OMG today in class teacher was teaching and a kid said RUDE FUNNY THING and teacher was like RUDER FUNNIER THING and the kid was so suprise his hair got on FIRE and he had to be put in HOPSITAL for FIRE HAIR and the whole class was like SILENTS AMAZE trye story 100 % i swear
um . I thonk u made this up for note? ???
frist of all how dare yo u
girl drop it to the floor
I have deep concerns for the human race
when u make a mutual with someone uve never seen or heard of
sunday morning? time for eggs
i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
THEY FILMED CATCHING FIRE AT A F***IN WATER PARK
Everything about this screen capture is perfection.
ayyyy have a selfie (i took this yesterday but let’s keep that between us shall we)